I have a girl and a boy...
 
I call them as a couple:
 
FERRETS
Stop that you two!
My babies [when they are good ;)]
STOP IT
KNOCK IT OFF
Don't make me get out of bed
Damn it
Animals
 
 
Individually:
Ferret
Him
Her
You
Hey you
Stop that
You know better
knock it off
she
he
little boy
little girl
DON'T POOP THERE
Poop HERE
Don't scratch that!
Don't bite my ankles!
 
My baby
 
Thanks,
 
Stephanie and my RugRats
[Posted in FML issue 3795]