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Dear Ferret Folks-
For the last few days, instead of paying attention to just what the HELL
I'M DOING when behind the wheel of my car, I have been compulsively
writing and rejecting Haikus about weasles. Heather, I am going to kill
somebody on the road! And it's all YOUR fault! "Well you see officer,
really I haven't been drinking. I was thinking about how many syllables
there are in the phrase 'swollen vulva'...step out of the car sir? O.K."
Thunder and lightning,
Gray fur and jett black storm clouds-
Open my damn cage.
Lick lick lick lick chomp
I bite the hand that feeds me
Hooooman scruffs and thumps
Oh, how I war-dance
I am like, so high, I'm like...
Totally Ferret
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 3747]
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