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Lance, Lance, Lance,
Buddy ya don't go to the Oracle about lil girlie ferrets. Ya come to me,
Petey the Hubba Hubba. I learned everything I know from my brudder
Doodlebug. And you know those Hollywood types are smooth.
Buddy this is what ya do. You give her a chewweasel, smile, and wiggle
your whiskers. Just when ya get her riiiiiiiight where ya want her, YA
LEAP! Jump on her back, grab her neck, and let out a mighty poof. Then
drag her to your favorite hidey hold and show her all your favorite
treasures. I am tellin ya Lance,it works everytime.
Also I toss my old lil black book to you buddy. Use it well.I don't need
it anymore, I found my true love. My sweet Bonnie da Sguidgett. She is
the best ferret girlie in the world. I have her picture on the wall by
my cage. And I sleep in a bootiful hammie she sent me. She is
wonnerful.
Dooks,
Petey
[Posted in FML issue 3958]
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