You hear the sound of a jet fast approaching.  As you look up, there is
no jet to be found, but a woman in robes flying in a little red wagon.
Now it's dive bombing you!  What is that she is doing?  She is showering
all of you with depends for this post of Alexandrias!!  Better cover your
ears, this is gonna be one heck of an afterburner!
 
Ferret ORacle
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3737]