Bonnie (aka Bonika da Bat and Bonnie J. Ferret) here.  I am so exctied!
Mama just showed me da new girls.  I kept hearing dem at night and was
wondering who was over der.  Its girls!  Two of dem!  Dey be bigger den
me, but dats ok.  Everyone is bigger den me.  Mama says dey were dumped
in a supermarket parking lot in de Bronx and MetroFerret picked dem up.
We get to play with dem today after dey go to da vet.  I tried to warn
um about de vet, but Mama wouldn't let me get close enough.
 
---H'mmm..Mama?...Really?
 
Mama just told me dat der be 3 other ferrets coming in Saturday.  Maye I
will get to warn dem about de vet, but I doubt it.  Mama is picky aboout
shots and tests.  I mean, how many times can you let dem stick dat stupid
cotton swap in your mouth?  Don't dey know dey are to play with and hide?
---NO NO NO!  Don't steal da scale.  De new girls just stole de scale and
Mama is chasing dem.  So funny!
 
Anyways, dats makes 1 and 2 plus 3 new ones...um, 2...3...4...5!  Hey,
dats means we be outnumbered here.  Gotta go make plans with de Bear and
Clyde to make sure we are de top fuur-butts!
 
Bonnie da bestest ferret in de world
Bonnie
[Posted in FML issue 3707]