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Dear Tigger-
Sorry to hear about the problems you're having with your slave! Perhaps
you should try putting a little dab of 8-In-1 Prozac paste on her belly
for a few days and let her lick that off. (What better time to do her
nails!) Sometimes our Hooman needs a little chocolate to bring her around
when she's really down in the dumps. For a special treat, let her dig in
a plant, she may be longing for spring. Potted miniature roses are always
nice. Oh, yes, don't forget to watch her poops for a few days! She may
have eaten something awful, like a 1040 Tax Form. Keep her AWAY from the
Registry of Motor Vehicles for a while. If her Mate is giving her a hard
time, scruff him and say "No Nagging!" Then send him outside to work on
his truck for a time-out.
Sincerely,
Switch the Kit & Sabrina the Bat-Biter
In Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 3703]
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