Condolences to those with list, sick, or angeled mega-moochers...
 
You guyz iz all nutz.  Totally.  You'nz don't *know* ferret treats!  Big
black beetles...Ferret Treats!  Slower-than-usual roaches...Ferret Treats!
Stale cheese puffs...Ferret Treats!  Three-day-old french fry covered with
ants...Ferret Treats!  (Yep, Taz found one on our walk and wolfed that
thing down!)  Rubber buttons on remotes...Ferret Treats!  Socks...Ferret
Treats!  Mr. Clean...Ferret Treats!
 
See?  The bestest Ferret Treats don't even come in a box!  Hey!  An
inch-worm...Ferret Treat!  No!  Wait!!!  Spider!  Ferret Treat!  Hey
look...!
 
Todd and the (We ain't picky!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 3605]