>>Subject: Fart (not a command)
>>Steve's latest revelation:
>>Fart (to a ferret):  a multimedia extension of oneself
 
>And I say:
>Sukie!  How could you?  Now every time I hear a ferret *ahem* pass wind,
>I think of you.  :-)
 
No, no, no!  Think of my handsome Woofer, Steve!  (He's also the one who
calls ferrets "four-footed fang bangers", and who took me out to dinner
tonight as a Pre-Valentine's day to thank me for the last year.  Hmm,
come to think if it the dinner was a Mexican one and we both had
refritos...) I got him chocolates, BTW.  What will the ferrets give us?
Well, they heard of an impending gas shortage, so...
[Posted in FML issue 3693]