Every day for the last week I hear a sound. A noise. At first I did not
know what it was. Now I do. It is a soft thud clank noise. Then a fizz
noise. Every day.
Why do I think it is safe? Why do I always put it there to make sure no
one tips it over the edge to spill on the floor? How does she get there?
How do you climb up a stove?
Some have a Budweiser ferret. But it is only a cheap imitation. A homely
stuffed thing at best. Go for the gusto? Hey: I have the real thing. A
diet Dr. Pepper Pooper.
Our motto-
"Push it over the edge.
Take the plunge.
Dr. Pepper."
[Posted in FML issue 3716]