I got caroled Chrismas night by my ferret.  Yup Scott brought Dippy to our
table and had her serenade us as while we ate we ate.  ( you must imagine
a grown man singing this in a squeaky little ferret voice and making her
use her hands for gestering while eating ham)
 
"Oh holy night,
tonight santas coming,
it is the night...
that I steal presents.
Oh holy night,
I never get enough presents,
so I must steal em...
before everyone awakes.
,,,The thrill of taking
everyone's presents,
the thrill of dancing
in tinsel and paper.
Eat.. all the pies!
Oh hear.. the mommy yelling!
Oh night,,,,,,,,,,,when I steal presents..
oh night....when I steal presents...
oh night..... when I steal presents...
oh niiiiggggght ohhh night when I steal presents."
 
Wolfy
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3644]