As the Oracle drug Wolfy off from the Bush Beans Barn, she heard a
scuffle.  She turned around to see only leaves and dust in Da Wolfy's
wake.  The ferrets that were following now were on their backs in fits
and seizures of laughter.  The Oracle put her hands on her hips.
 
"Honestly!" , she said to the fuzzies....whom only laughed harder.
 
"FINE WOLFY.... RUN.... FINE!  I WON"T SAVE YOU NEXT TIME".
 
She sees some movement in the dark in a far off bush.  The ferrets now
have tears rolling down their cheeks from laughter.  The robed woman
rolled her eyes, than came up with an idea to hush the fuzzies.  She threw
down her pooper scooper on the ground by the ferrets.  All the ferrets
hushed.... then oohed and ahhed, circling round the scooper sniffing it.
 
From the bushes, finally a voice..."Saved me?!  You beaned me on the head
with a can of beans!"
 
The robed one shouted back, "You called me Oriface and Poopsniffer!"
 
Wolfy considered all she's done to annoy the great one and smirked at her
past mischievious ways.  Then she remembered all the Oracle had done to
annoy her equally, as well as bidding on her in the barn and trying to
take her away.  "You BOUGHT me and then took me away!"
 
The robed one, then explained how she tracked the ferrets who had stolen
her and hid her away.  She said that by the time she got there the funny
old dog and other animals had already been auctioning her off.  The Oracle
then said she bid on her to save her, since no one else would and it was
embarrasing to only have your husband bid for you and for only ten dollars
at that.
 
Wolfy then said maybe the ferrets weren't just being mischievious theives
with a great joke on their minds.  Maybe they did this to stop the
fighting.  It was Christmas afterall.  Wolfy then said that she was sorry
for many of the things she had done.  And the Oracle also acknowledged
that she had acheived great joy in tormenting Da Wolfy, but enough was
enough.
 
"Okay all done now?!  I mean I still am going to annoy ya.  I mean I'm Da
Wolfy for crikey sakes!  But I promise to behave."
 
"Yeah all done now....fooor now.  And I'll behave as well.  There is so
much to do over the holidays.  It would be bad for Ferretdom if we
continued this badly, no?"
 
"Yeah.  Did you know the Giving Tree already has a memorial page because a
few ferrets didn't make it until Christmas?  I mean I guess that really
shows that this is most of those ferrets very last Christmas...and without
a home too".
 
"Wolfy there is a lot going on.  I mean there are ferrets and their
families in need of support and friends all over, and now is the time to
do it.  I mean did you read what Jean wrote?  You don't have to have the
luxury of money or time to do something to help, Wolfs."
 
"I know.  I mean I need to stop fooling around all the time, ADV ferrets
depend on me to get word out and teach people about it and all."
 
The Robed one looked at Wolfy, dying to spew out some joking comment about
"her" educating anyone.  But she stopped herself.  Wolfy wanted to bad to
say something about the Oracles huge ego and how she is busy flying around
in her wagon while things go on but didn't.  The ferrets had stopped
sniffing the scooper, and long since stopped laughing.  They were staring
at something beautiful.... as music filled the air:
http://www.chickink.com/flash/
 
Wolfy
 
Please visit the ADV giving tree:
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[Posted in FML issue 3617]