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>Surprise! Look at your ferrets' job description in your contract.
>Page 416, paragraph 3, clause 5.
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>"All ferrets are required to
> a) play in the laundry
> (i) whether it be clean or soiled and
> b) must distract any human attempted to work with said laundry.
Todd, I think you forgot part c) for this particular contract. I have
found it, after much searching through the contract:
c) must at least attempt to steal one article of laundry, whether it is
clean or dirty.
(i) Said article is better if dirty, and especially better if it is a
dirty hammock or sleepsack. Obviously, those belong under the couch!
Natalie and the *3* furry snakes
[Moderator's note: I found the next page:
(ii) If there is only time to steal one small article, steal a sock.
The human, noticing one sock is missing, will have no use for the
remaining mate and thus give it to you to play with. This is a
an extremely efficient way to to get more bang for your dook.
I can't reveal ALL the rules for fear that they will find out what I did
and lick me to death while I sleep. BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3474]
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