Some of you may be old enough to remember a song from the 1960s sung by
Tom Jones called "What's New, Pussycat?"
So I have a new version:
"What's new, fuzzy ferr't, oh-oh-ohh,
What's new, fuzzy ferr't, oh-oh-oh-ohhh.
Fuzzy ferr't, fuzzy ferr't, I love you,
Yes, I do.
You and your fuzzy ferr't nose.
You and your fuzzy ferr't eyes."
And so on. You can substitute other body parts, like ears, fangs, feet,
etc.
[Posted in FML issue 3690]
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