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::A strikingly marked Pong prances about til he wanders into Sean's
bedroom. He pauses, and his mouth drops at the stash he's found.::
Pong: "Ping! Ping! Ping!" (in sign lanquage and brother mind telepathy
of course)
Ping: "What, whats all the commotion. You know I can't look stunning and
run at the same time."
Pong: "Take a look at THIS!" ::nosing towards a tiny pile of metal. Upon
closer examination Ping can see what it is."
Ping: "No it can't be... he's just an overgrown baby. The innocent one
of us. I mean I know hes a Kouri Klub Member and all, but man alive."
Pong: "I know, its just too much to grasp. I mean Rocky of all ferrets.
Who woulda known? I thought he was just a darn cookie eater. I'm
supposed to be the outlaw here! That lil' bugga!"
::In the pile are tiny finger sized (paw sized) carefully handcrafted
brass handcuffs, a tiny paw sized metal .38, and a tiny miniture paw
sized metal antique shooter from the fronteir days::
Pong: " Well I'm not having it I tell you."
Ping: "What can you do, its not yours. You know the ferret code. This
is his hidey hole. I'm not touchin it."
::Licking his paw and running it over his blaze::
"I'm sticking to the Kouri Katapult plan myself anyway".
Pong: "Well I'm a Kouri Klub Member too. I"m the rebel. I"m the Alpha,
the Beta and the Omega. 'There can be only one'! "
Ping: ::Smiling placatingly:: "Yes, yes" ::walking off mumbling:: "
...and we all know who that 'one' is, and his name doens't start with a
'P', or a 'R'!"
Wolfy
Please visit:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/
for information on ferret deafness:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html
[Posted in FML issue 3779]
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