Todd writes:
>After consulting with my Rodeo Clowns, we've all come to the conclusion
>that the best way to call a deaf ferret is to get them a tiny pager and
>put it on "vibrate" mode.  ...
 
OK I was NOT ready for that one.  No splat matt under my chair, and I
only have the paper thin model of depends that Mrs. Wood sent me.  Now
I'm sitting in a mess with my giggle pin stuck (as I am part scoozie).
 
Wolfy
 
Please visit:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/
for information on ferret deafness:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html
[Posted in FML issue 3526]