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Hi, all-
When I posted a few months ago with Dook Dook Number 5, I realized that
I had left out the name of one of my ferrets. His name is Furry, and
he currently is bald from a regrowth of his adrenal gland--after two
surgeries. We're waiting for an improvement after a Lupron shot. He
also recently had to have his urinary tract rerouted because his prostrate
gland swelled, blocking his bladder. He now pees like a girl.
However, life is too important to be taken seriously. So, in that vein,
here is my song for Furry--My Gummy Valentine.
My Gummy Valentine
(To Furry--my adrenal transsexual boy)
With deepest apologies to Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart
My gummy valentine;
Pink, hairless valentine;
You make me smile with my heart.
Bald ears are laughable;
Unphotographable;
Yet, you're my favorite work of art.
Does your figure - have a pooch?
Is your head skin - all be-schrooched?
When you jump around and dook, are you smart?
Don't grow a hair for me;
Not if you care for me;
Pee, little valentine pee--
Just like the sprites go wee wee.
Melodyt and the nifty nine
[Posted in FML issue 3495]
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