Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled Trash Trouncers...
 
>Does anyone here have any information or opinions about 'Real Canadian
>Ferrets'?
 
Well, I can't speak on their life span, health or temperment, but I *can*
tell you that they have a bit of trouble with their vowels ("ou" sounds
like "oo", as in 'boot').  This causes them to sound funny to us 'Mericans.
Also, they tend to pay way too much sales (and other) tax when they escape
and go out shopping--you know, for things like sleep sacks, hammocks and
water bottles--that sort of thing.  Finally, if there are a large group of
them, a small portion has a tendency to try to 'secede' from the rest of
the group and they try to get their own room.  Other than that, I really
don't know a lot.  Hope I've been of some help!  :)
 
WARNING!  The above message was written as humor.  You may not have taken
it that way.  If not, change your batteries, or get a software upgrade.
This is really funny stuff and you are missing out!
 
Todd and the (We want oot!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3483]