Melissa writes:
>and then lifted him back out of his cage to examine his lower half..my
>jaw dropping to the floor.  Binks has testicles.  TESTICLES!!  I swear I
>almost passed out.
>
> o my mystery is solved.  Binks is a hob.......and hes just doing his
>duty of marking his territory.  You have no idea how surprised I am about
>this.  I let him roam every night.  How did I miss this?
>
>Why did he not have testicles until now??
 
::waving smelling salts in your direction:: Don't pass out from seeing
ferret testicles, Melissa!  It will be alright, I promise.  Obviouisly
these little stinkers were purposefully being evil and hiding.  Yes, thats
it.  Hiding from you so the Bits and Peices Fairy would not come.  They
are very scared of the Fairy, Melissa.  They just could not resist popping
out at you to make you faint however.  They are stinkers after all and
will do these sorts of things.
 
Tell your ferret not to be afraid though, do not fear the fairy!  The Bits
and Pieces Fairy will bring presents and treats for leaving her his Bits
and Peices at the vets'!  Kinda like the tooth fairy.
 
Wolfy
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3674]