Hehe, I thought I remembered a song about a lady from Shady Lane.  I
changed the words around a bit...
 
The fuzzy lady of shady lane had hit the town like a bomb
The FML gossips ain't been this good since Loki poofed on Tom
Our list was peaceful and quiet (narf!) before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot disturbing the ferty routine
Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
 
You should see how see carries on with her fuzzbutts galore
She must be giving them quite some treats the way they flock to her door
She throws those come-hither raisins at every fuzzy wee nose
She offered some ferretone refreshment; the ferrets never say no
Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the list in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
 
The wayward weasels she cares for are lucky indeedy, I'm sure
'Neath the occasional poopie and ferrety smell there beats a heart sweet
 and pure
She just needs fuzzies to care for then she'll be nice as can be
If you're in the neighborhood stranger you're welcome to drop in and see
The naughty lady of shady lane, her babies sweeter than pie;
The naughty lady of shady lane, mildly demented, weasely scented
And her name's Kym, with a 'y' !
 
(ok, i needed something to rhyme with pie.  it's lame, but whatever,
right? :) )
 
Pardon my odd flight of fancy, I was just struck by a moment. :)
 
Rhyakat
[Posted in FML issue 3317]