Hi, all--
 
Things have been a little sad and unpleasant lately, so I thought someone
might like a little laugh on a Thursday morning.
 
Here's Dook-dook number 5
 
Dook-dook number 5--with apologies to Lou Bega
 
Ladies and gentleman
This is Dook-dook number Five
 
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the grocery store around the corner
The ferrets want some raisins
But I really don't wanna
Get a nip like I had last week
I must stay Me Cuz talk is cheap
I like Modesty, Cinnabon, Digby, and Pepper
And as they continue
You know They Gettin' betta
So what can I do
I really Thank you my Lord
To me Dooking is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good
let me jump in And Send In the trumpet
 
Chorus
A little bit of Modesty, in my life
A little bit of Angel, by my side
A little bit of Digby's, all I need
A little bit of Truffle, is what I seek
A little bit of Sweetie, in the sun
A little bit of Buddy, all night long
A little bit of Kooto, for a while
A little bit of weasels makes me smile
 
Dook-dook Number Five
 
Jump up and down
And move it all around
Shake your paw to the sound
Hop around on the ground
Wardance to the left
And wardance right
Jump to the front
And jump to the side
Dook it up once
And dook it up twice
And if it looks like this
Then you're doing it right
 
Chorus
 
Trumpet, the trumpet
Dook-dook Number Five
Ha, ha, ha
 
Chorus
 
I'd do all to
Fall in love with a jill like you
Cuz You can't run
And you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky
 
 ;-)
 
Melodyt and the nifty nine
[Posted in FML issue 3448]