One time I took one of my weasels into the local mall.  She rode on my
shoulder for the better part of an hour.  We met lots of people and
educated at the same time.  Finally one of the mall "cops" (after passing
several of them) asked us to leave as animals were not allowed in the mall
except for service animals.  I told the guy that my ferret was my "early
warning seizure ferret", so I was asked to provide documentation to
support that, I said it was in my car.  Needless to say, I left. :)
 
FYI Dolphins, to my knowledge, are the only other mammals, aside from us,
that have sex for the enjoyment..saw it on the discovery channel!!!
 
June and the Tennessean zoo
[Posted in FML issue 3452]