>From:    Anonymous Poster <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Nice...but...NOT NOW!
>
>First I'd like to know if there is a place where I can write to about some
>very bad Ferret people (That take care of ferrets...a ferret shelter)
 
I am wondering why this post was accepted?  It is inflammatory by nature,
and even used some pretty harsh language.  I read it through and the
language is odd, and the stories are as if written by someone either with
some mental problems ( the unusual wording and strange use of words) or
someone trying to make trouble, getting a laugh out of it.  What ferret
yawns away froma human so it won't scare them?  Who refers to an animal
as a freak?  Isn't this too much to believe??
 
If any of it is true, please find this person's ferrets another home before
she/he tries to teach them to not stare at her like that ( you know with
those innocent brown eyes), or not dook and dance because it may be some
strange behavior that is witch craft and needs to be stopped.  Maybe the
ferrets sleeping in a pile is somehow "unnatural" (sinful), or digging a
burrow in the soft dirt or sand is indicative of a mental disorder.
When the ferret starts to make those soft churtle noises, it may be
misinterpreted as another language calling to the alien space ship to
come get them.
 
Also, the shelter should be worried, they may be stalked or harassed.  Oh,
but maybe the shelter is a front for some satanic group that is doing God
knows what with the ferrets, like letting them out to play, holding them
in their laps, giving them food they like, not scolding them for yawning,
dooking and dancing.
 
Patty
 
[Moderator's note: As stated elsewhere, I'd rather people feel comfortable
posting for help and I will usually give posters the benefit of the doubt.
We don't know what the poster's native language is, not the poster's age
or background.  To me anyhow, the post seemed odd, but not particularly
inflammatory.  BIG]
 
[Posted in FML issue 3447]