This is a bit off the usual, but I would like to buy product from a shelter
or ferret store that is for fish, and do not know if this is possible.
 
Is there anyone who knows of a shelter or a ferret store that sells Tetra
Pond floating koi sticks??  As you will probably NOT recall --they
demolished most of the wetlands here, and murdered thousands of fish.
The EPA was utterly useless.
 
I am desperately trying to keep the few fish in the large pond they did not
totally drain (before expanding the wetlands) alive and able to breed and
am going through about 8 ounces of the expensive food feeding them twice a
day.  The ducks and geese are nibbling on a quarter of the expensive fish
food.  They get a handful-or I am not allowed to pass by them.  Clever
poopy beauties.
 
I am looking for about 20 pounds of the food, and would like to find a
reasonable price from someone involved with ferrets or shelters.
 
As I type this--Minnie Me is climbing up a sheer shirt and is well over
four feet in the air in my closet.  She only bites me really hard maybe
once a week now, and is the busiest busy body I have ever met.  Ahh-she
slid down the blouse and is on top of some boxes.
 
I can tell she was sliding because I could hear her nails ripping down the
material of my Sax Fifth Ave.  Blouse.
 
She has already been all over the desk, in two drawers as I type just these
few words.  May God strike me dead if I am lying.  Now she is on the floor
giving herself a bath in high speed.  She is a whirling, fast forward,
dervish of deviltry.
 
She has just bitten the 20 pound feral cat, who was eating with his back
to her, and is busy munching loudly and rapidly on his food.  Better than
television, which is a good thing because Minnie Me got hold of my clicker,
and now I cannot get any channel on but channel 9.  I have no idea what to
do.
 
So I will just have to settle for kissing my little one all over her tiny
weasel face--after she is done nipping and clawing my nylons and
ankelllllllowwwwwyyynoooooooo
 
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 3409]