You know you're owned by ferrets when.....
...you never wear shoes in your house
...if something is missing, you look under the bed/couch
...you come home from shopping, put the bags down, and immediately
poke holes in the plastic
...if someone doesn't come when you call them you squeek a toy
...you check behind a cushion before sitting down
..you look down while you walk although your self-esteem is fine (-:
[Posted in FML issue 3260]