Wolfy you of course noticed what Georgia thought about eating even the food
the baby octopi were in didn't you?  But she could give the whole octopus
to the ferrets.  Oh & Georgia, Hawk & Gator would like to pass along a
message to Muffet: "We are no longer wee little boys that can be dragged
off & spit out!  We don't take that attitude from anyone, especially girls.
We remember that little incident only too well & next time we meet we will
see who will drag who off & spit them out!  'Little Miss Muffet sat on her
tuffet, eating her octopus & whey.  Along came Gator & Hawk & sat down
beside her scaring Little Miss Muffet away.' We are brothers & will stick
together!"
 
OK Sukie can you let us know the nutritional info on octopus &
grasshoppers?
 
Ulrike I don't care how big your spiders are, I bet ours are bigger but my
kids are not getting them.  Whadda do with them, toss them in your super
duper mincer along with the chicken, serve them whole or make the kids
catch them themselves?  I can't quite see you or Twitch......oops!  I mean
Pete out with a net catching bugs, you have him busy enough remodeling
inside.  You ought to get one or two of your kids woodworking tools like
the Wood ferrets & then they could help Pete.  Maybe Kouri could give them
correspondence courses.  So over there in the UK ferrets are not only used
for hunting rabbits but for insect control.  I know you told me that you
are not bothered by mosquitoes & don't have to screen your windows, is
this why?
 
Georgia my kids, before Hawk & Gator got here, were 100% litter box
hitters.  All of the time in the litter boxes, not alongside of them,
not in front of them, not in the general direction of them, but IN them.
Since Hawk & Gator arrived this is no longer true.  Now I know why.
 
Tammy I think I know why Thunder is working out with the free weights.
Strong ferts are needed for the catapults.  Yeah I think you are right
Wolfy, about them using cats.  Remember when Georgia said she saw the
neighbors cat flying past her?  Maybe you are onto something here.
 
Lisette you might want to consider Master Locks for Sunny Rhino Mudd's
cage.  But then you have to guard your cats & your PC.  Never, never leave
them alone.  Your feral cat could be.....switched..... with one from "out
West".  One that knows how to pick a lock.  And if they can't get a cat
through, Kouri will send detailed instructions via the Internet on lock
picking.  No doubt he took a course or two in that & is a card carrying
certified lock picker.  Which btw Georgia, exactly how many cards does
Kouri have now & what are they for?  When he sends back an application
for something does he sign with a paw print?
 
Todd are you trying to tell me (Todd and the (StampDrawScribble) Fuzzbutt
Rodeo Clowns) that we have been infiltrated by your guys?  And they
stamped, drew & scribbled on poor Sota?  Did they use him as notepad or
what?  He is the only more or less "blank" ferret here being an albino.
Hmm maybe if I put him under a black light I will be able to find out what
they are up to.  Holding light over Sota....wait what is this?  It looks
like a URL forming here.  It looks like........
http://www.members.home.net/dimona/index.html
what is it for?  (checking it out)  Oh no!!  It just can't be!  This is
starting to get scary now.  Sota come here you're getting a BATH RIGHT NOW!
And hey!  Gator & Hawk you put Pepsi down right this minute she is a dog
not a cat!!
 
Lynn & Clan War Weasels
[Posted in FML issue 3319]