>So I ask you, PLEASE tell us the secret of the PURE-BRED CLYDESDALE &
>PURE-BRED WHIPPET FERRETS
 
This moron was probably being 'ripped off' by a ferret breeder.  These two
'breeds' are no more or no less than small, svete (1-2 pound) and large,
stocky (5+pound) ferrets.
 
He probably had some unscrupulous breeder telling him about these 'special
breeds' and how much more they were worth.  Just like the breeders who say
they have all the colours of the rainbow, or that their ferrets are part
mink or ermine, or that they have show quality kits.  Or the ones who used
to sell 'Punmpkin Coloured' ferrets that were actually albinos with a
terrible diet.
 
Basically, this pedigree nut was probably getting what was comming to him,
which was an ordinary big hob at a jumbo price.
 
Melissa Drake
[Posted in FML issue 3315]