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Kristi Nommensen <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 10 Jan 2001 11:21:46 -0800
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hmm...it's obvious by now that many ferrets seem to have a rubber fetish. :)
But I wonder if anyone's ferrets have ever stolen what my Luna did....this
was back when I lived with my roommate.  Roomie's boyfriend was visiting
for the weekend, roomie and BF went out for a few hours.  I had the gang
out playing, and Luna slips into roomie's bedroom.  Comes marching out a
few minutes later, determinedly dragging a rubber...ahem...sexual apparatus
that roomie and boyfriend had apparently been using earlier and neglected
to put away!  I refused to touch it since I didn't know where it had been.
I made my boyfriend pick it up and put it back in their room. :)
 
So let that be a lesson to everyone whose ferrets have rubber fetishes.
If you're gonna play kinky, keep the toys away from the ferrets!
 
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"Dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt."
 
Emania Earthdragon
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[Posted in FML issue 3294]

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