You know you're a ferret owner when....
....your purse, wallet and checkbook are covered with suspicious looking
puncture wounds!
....when you're in the toy department at Wal-mart looking for something
for your granddaughter and get all excited about a new toy....that
the ferrets would LOVE!!
...when you ask your husband to "scritch" your back!
...when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and
have to stop and see the faces of sleeping angels before you can go
back to bed!
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Judy Cooke
Tyson, Hope, and Einstein
"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure
of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything."
Clarence Darrow
[Posted in FML issue 3260]