Sharin: I do too have legs!  Two of them!  Dook dook dook, hiss, chitter.
And you know, it never hurts to let them play chitter dook dook dook in
where the computer is, we know they can't get to it easily dook dook dook.
 
So, Kouri is now going to try to replace Clint Eastwood, huh?  He better
get that slow talk, swagger, mean eyed look down pat.  We all know he likes
to 'riddle them with bullets'!  See, I told you all Georgia was a stage
door momma!  And then we read where she's going to teach them water skiing
and possibly snow skiing!  Here we go again with that sweat shop thing-only
this time she's trying to pass them off as traveling entertainers!  Then
she says (hahahaha) that Kouri has put an airplane in a room on a chain
for the other ferrets to practice in.  Well now, c'mon, girl, we all know
that they're actual graduates of the Top Gun flight school!  Kouri has that
autographed poster of Tom Cruise in that Tom Cat in his room.  dook dook
chit chitdook.  And now the neighbors live in terror of the Flying Ferret
Air Force-Commander Kouri in the lead.  Trees have been shot up, Canadian
geese are flying backwards, you name it.
 
And now we know that other ferrets chit chit dook hiss are going to
sabotage the Cape!  Ashling Ferret and Jumpstart are going to parachute
into Canada and work over satellite signals.  chit dook dook dook.  Kouri
and his group have reaimed satellite dishes, there is not end to the
sabotage out there!
 
As for chef on a shoestring, well, shoe strings can be quite flavorful dook
dook dook!  Just remember to make sure they're not working with plastique
next-I can see this, little explosions going off in your pantry, raisins
and cheerios raided and while you're checking hammies out and seeing the
kids asleep (ah, the wonders of polymer clay-we all knew that painting
they were doing for you would pay off when they could 'clone' themselves),
they'll be off in their flying machines munching their snacks.  New reports
of UFOs will abound, the XFiles will be called in.  Dook, chit, hiss, dook.
 
I noticed today that the fuzzies in our house are preparing jousting
paraphernalia.  My book on the Medieval knight had disappeared and suddenly
reappeared.  In the meantime, I've found little harnesses that look like
they fit the cat's heads, saddles, a few lances and motley clothing, plus
something that looks like armor!  Do you think they're preparing for
another form of Ferret Olympics?  Perhaps jousting matches on cats?  Can
you see this-different sizes and colors of cats, caparisoned in knight's
armor, ferrets mounted, different shades and types of armor, Lord only
knows what they'll use for lances.  The little females are making flowing
dresses with hats dook dook hiss.  I wonder where the jousting field will
be hiss dook dook dook.
 
I think Georgia, I saw plans on the computer for making your boat into
something Norse, possibly shields along the sides, dragon head, striped
sail.  Now we all know what all this woodworking has been for!  Can you
see her Krew, dressed in Norse helmets, horns off of them, all wearing
orange Home Depot Aprons, tool belts hanging off them?  Did you happen
to send this out dook dook dook hiss to all of us?
 
AND THEN-if they get bored with the cats, can you see this-all these
fuzzies, who we're now becoming sure are using computers and taking over
our minds dook dook dook, will take up car racing!  Look out CART and
NASCAR!  I can see Kouri-mad look in his eyes doing a Grand Prix.  I can
see Mookie, Calvin and Conan racing NASCAR, ripping around tracks.  Ashling
Ferret will be hang gliding over, dropping water balloons on people.  And
then other ferrets will be sending objects flying through the air from
trebuchets/catapults, twanging panty hose and bras.
 
Wolfy-how fast is your motorized wagon?  I'm sure that you'll be challenged
by the following: one hang gliding ferret, a ferret in an airplane, and a
ferret dressed in armor, riding a cat.  Just remember to keep a supply of
depends handy-you can fling these out the sides-trying to land them on the
windshields/helmets of the ferrets and blind them momentarily.  Of course,
if you can get a little wagon hitched to your wagon, you can put the Carpet
Shark and the deadly Pongo in that one, that tube attached to his (Pongo's
that is) tuckus-gassing the competition as you all race down the street,
causing all sorts of mayhem.
 
You know, dook dook dook, I just can't understand why I keep finding a
different language hiss dook popping up on this message this evening.  It's
almost like the computer is being taken over dook dook hiss by a different
language!  And now I'm beginning to wonder about the Viking ship Georgia's
preparing, the jousting paraphernalia dook dook dook hiss chitter dook that
I'm seeing and finding.  Maybe I should just take the computer dook dook
dook out of the spare room....... and I'm suddenly getting the urge to try
to do somersaults and go racing through a tube tunnel!
 
Rebecca and the Crew of Merry Mayhem
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste
 good with ketchup"
[Posted in FML issue 3299]