Over heard at a Ferret luncheon;
 
1. Why are ferrets illegal in Calif?
leaders seen an ad "FERRETS WANTED" and figured that they were cattle
rustlers.
 
2. Why is ferrets illegal in Calif and not in Texas?
Texas cows are braver and smarter they don't stampeed at the sight of pint
sized animals.
 
3. How many Calif cows does it take to make a Big Mac?
three one for each patty.
 
Jim was having fun making these up for the FML.
 
Marie and Jim and the Wonderful 9 Fur Kidlets
[Posted in FML issue 3395]