Hi everyone- I don't do limericks, but how 'bout some haiku..........
 
Ferret Haiku,
by Shari and Chaos
 
Opposable Thumbs!
oh, the things that I could steal...
it just isn't fair.
 
Oh, but for some thumbs.
Think! The paper I could shred!
I could open doors.....!
 
I love my hammock.
Do not trouble me right now-
I'm meditating.
 
Back butt in corner-
Clever me, hiding my poop.
I didn't do that!
 
Come here Kitty Cat!
I am the ATTACK WEASEL!
I will kick your butt!
 
You are asleep now-
thought you'd like to hear the sound
of my new bell toy!
 
It's just 4 am-
Explosion in Ferret Cage!
It was just an itch.
 
blessings~
shari
 
"what I am is what I am are you what you are or *what*?"
[Posted in FML issue 3292]