Hey youz
 
Lefty here.  Us "businessferrets" at Kista have had a great opportunity to
yank some info on this human markins thing (tats).  It seems our humans,
momma Kim and her galoot Stan are definitely products of FF Inc.  Dis we've
known for a while now, ever since we foist planted Weezie "da weezle" a
few years ago (God rest her soul).
 
Not only do day have dem tats that are individually (whew, thats a big
woid) unique, they also have this strange desire to dye their head fur
different colors!  Dis is an enlightnin developement.  One of our boys,
Zappa, even went so far as to get dyed just to see what all the fuss was
about.  It didnt change his poisonality, but bein pink made us kinda
question his masculinity.
 
Anyways, Don Paws-Ito has been tellin us to collect as much on da humanz
habits as we can so dat we may share it wit our bruddas and sistas and
learn more on how to con our humans into doin what we want em to.
 
On anotha subject: any of youz out dere dat wanna get in on some raisin
action, we got a shipment "fallin off a truck" later tonight after the
humans hit their sleep sack so's youz get in touch wit Pauly "da froot
bat" and she'lls hook yaz up.  Its an offer youz cant refuze.
 
Gratzi and Ciao,
Lefty
translated by Stan
www.kistaferret.com
[Posted in FML issue 3311]