Ok.  Now it's all coming out.  Georgia, the left coast one, has admitted
she has a ferret sweat shop going, with all of them busy making those
beautiful small afghans.  She admits she used my Gator & Hawk & no doubt
Jeanines Houdini as heron bait.  Can you imagine the fear that must have
coursed through those baby ferret bodies, being dangled in front of a
heron?  Have you ever noticed the beak those birds have?  What she didn't
tell you is that she also makes those fuzzbutts of hers paint pictures!
It's true.  Guess they must do that in their 7 minute break from crocheting
the afghans.
 
And has anyone every wondered what exactly Kouri does with all of those
"cards" he has?  Just who benefits from all those "free" offers he
receives?  And who was it that put his name "out" there in the first place?
I'll bet it was her idea for Kouri to get the woodworking card.  Might as
well have him teach the others woodworking & give them something else to
do while their tails are drying from the paint cleaner.  "Hey Kouri, got a
loose floorboard over here, better fix it." And I wonder who it was that
actually did the remolding of the new ferret rooms?
 
Oh & Georgia about that Mc Farlane thing?  You didn't know I am also a Mac
Farlane.  Yup, that is my maiden name.  So now you are taking on the Clans
Mc/Mac Farlane.  Better batten down your hatches or whatever you have on
that houseboat, cause I think you have got some stormy weather coming your
way.  I believe that Rebecca & I could make Wolfy a honorary Mc Farlane.
What do you think Rebecca?  Are there any other Mc Farlanes out there
interested in this little war?
 
Yeah, now she wants to go on that tour of the Depends factory.  And did you
notice that she is going to keep all of the free samples?  If she doesn't
need them, why does she want them?
 
We have to send her someplace, but I don't think it should be where she
wants to go, do you?  What is the fun in that?  And no matter how hard I
try to steer her away from Tarpon Springs she is determined to end up
there.  But she doesn't want to vacation there, she wants to live there.
Before you know it she will have those ferrets of hers taking diving
lessons & she'll send them after sponges.  What would be next?
 
Lynn & Clan Mac Farlane War Weasels
[Posted in FML issue 3294]