Paul wrote about Kouri:
>When is he going to be a guest on "This Old House"?
 
Steve said to ask if he plans to join AARP when he's 5, and start a show
called "This old Weasel".
 
(I am suffering ribbing having just gotten my first AARP letter.  Did you
guess?  One more crack from Steve and I get to ask for compensation; think
it will be a Chinese dinner; maybe Kung Po Chicken, Home style Bean curd,
or Beef with Garlic Sauce... yum!)
 
Oh, since Kouri is so well connected Ashling Ferret wants to know where
she can get: welding equipment, a hang glider, and a parachute.  Don't
ask me... I hope that she isn't bent on World Domination again.
 
Jumpstart wants to raid those Florida folks during information gathering,
really wants to, but only if they have tangerine to steal.  Are there?  If
so, expect to see a tangerine covered chocolate.
 
Notice, we aren't at "war" with anyone and are only reporting -- unless
Ashling does do her W.D.  thing again -- so are actively spying on the
various parties in the hopes of seeing the famous wagon, scroll saw, or
other essential technology, well, not some other parts of it...
 
Oh, my!  News Flash!  The "war" may be over; it might be settled in a
special Ferret Olympics.  Keep tuned to this channel for various updates
from our ace reporters around the globe.  Remember that no treaty has yet
been signed, let alone written.  It's going to be a tense time for while,
folks.  Do not be surprised if the story changes every half hour...
 
Kouri on Yan Can?!?  I am freaking!  Iron Chef?????  I have now lost it!
 
>And Wolfy-is Pongo's tuckus registered as a deadly weapon?  Let's hope so.
>You know, if you feed him beans it could be even deadlier.
 
Now this we know about from surveilance.  He's creating a giant
concentrating funnel, the Poof Horn 100.  Looks like a very serious
engineering feat from our observations.  Have seen Wolfy being exceedingly
careful to avoid to emission end, and still no wagon or armoured truck
(Armoured truck!  Lynn!) in sight anywhere...
 
This for Steve Goodwine, our computer security expert, Kouri has been
using the following website:  a trebuchet simulator
http://members.home.net/dimona/
[Posted in FML issue 3297]