All three of mine also "love" dirty dishrags.
 
My darling little lover boy Franky found a breakfast bar this morning
and turned into a raging maniac!!!  My sweet little boy!  Hissing, jaws
clamped shut, hissing some more, jumping at me when I got it away, and
still hissing even five minutes later.  Who stole my little darling!?!
 
Darlene
[Posted in FML issue 3291]