You know you're owned by a fuzzie when....
you roll over in bed and hear a jingle toy
you think ferret musk smells good
you know what dooking means
you consider a bite a "playful nip"
you can be found cutting raisins in half
you have to share your bowl of Cheerios
you purposely leave soft clothes on the floor
you make cozy sacks out of old sweatshirts
you have no breakables within 3 feet of the floor
you go through rolls and rolls of film, just on ordinary days
you know there are really no such things as ordinary days (-:
everyday is a unique experience!
[Posted in FML issue 3263]