My fiance' let our ferret Elmer out of his cage.  She was going to wash
the clothes so she went down to the wash room with the basket.  Well, she
sorted the clothes, put them in the washing machine, started it up and then
this head popped out of the mass of clothes with a look like, "Hey, what's the
deal?"  Well, I don't know how he failed to wake up with getting carried down
three flights of stairs and down a hill into the wash room but we'll never be
as careless.
                                                -Clint, Ginger and Elmer
 
[Posted in FML issue 0875]