I scoffed when I read they had mind control over us.  Ha Ha!!  I laughed
when they said "They make us do their bidding and conform to there every
desire".  Ho Ho!!  What you may say, am I talking about... Well read on
with caution... I have read about an organization called the FLO or Ferret
Liberation Organization.  I have enjoyed many of the reports about this
(so-called) organization but, I have read and spoke with a tongue-in-cheek
kind of attitude.  The writings in this group have been quite humorous and
a little (shall we say) over exaggerated.  Now comes the hard part.
 
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ALL MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP.
 
I didn't believe it but now I am a true believer.
 
There is truly some kind of organization lead by ferrets.  Don't let them
take over your mind.  RUN..HIDE..DON'T LOOK INTO THERE CUTE LITTLE FACES...
DON'T LOOK INTO THOSE CUTE LITTLE EYES....Let me begin at the beginning.
 
Now as I look back upon my last few years with more knowledge I can see
where it started.
 
First it started with one ferret, then another and another wanting to
rescue more and more.  Then, when there numbers were at the appropriate
level they wanted, they started on things they wanted.  New toys, more
blankies, better hammies, plastic tunnels and then digging boxes.  Until
battery operated mouse's and balls covered my floors.  Then came things.
Ferret key holders, ferret pins, ferret necklaces, ferret earrings,
ferret posters, ferret license plates, stuffed toy ferrets.  I now know
that THEY were just making me think I wanted these things.  UUUUGH....
IT'S ALMOST TO MUCH TO HANDLE.
 
As I sit here writing this message hopping that it gets out to all those
helpless peole out here I keep glancing over my shoulder wondering if THEY
will truly let this message out.  If so, STOP!  shake yourself, slap
yourself in the face a couple of times, and you to will see the truth.
 
I must go now, I hear the pitter patter of little feet comming.  My last
words "bless you, and my that great spirit in the sky give you courage to
overcome".
 
What is it I hear, what is it I see?  Oh no, please not those eyes.  I
can't stand the eyes!!!!
 
I will close now because I must go clean there cages and give them fresh
food and water ;-)
 
[PH]
[Posted in FML issue 3183]