Linda!  Lipstick tubes?  Hair rollers?  Makeup brushes?
 
Are you sure your ferret isn't just doing a Carol Channing impersonation
down at the local nightclub?
 
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"Oh a nip on the ear may elicit forlorn sobs, but raisins are a jill's best
friend!
 
A nip may be dear but it won't spill the corn cobs from your litter box
 
Or help you steal three extra socks!
 
Grapes get old and I am told that they get vacuumed up in the end.
 
Where humans can't eye them's the best place to dry them!
 
Raisins are a jill's best friend!"
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(With apologies to Leo Robin)
-Brandon
+Baldrick
+Mishika
[Posted in FML issue 3168]