And a wonderful piece of mail it is, too!  It says, on the front of the
envelope, 'If you (that would be Kouri) have and return the winning entry,
you (Kouri) could win a $25,000.00 Blockbuster Writing Grant!'.  That would
be nice!  And it goes on to say 'Nothing to buy, now or ever!'.  This is
good.  But wait, there's more.  There is a '$2,000.00 Early-Bird Bonus!
Reply by February 2, 2001!' announcement as well.  That's just the front of
the envelope.  On the back there is - oh, my, what is tht noise, it sounds
like groaning?  It sounds like the collective groaning of 3,000 +/- people!
Ok, I'll quit while I'm ahead...
 
Georgia
[Posted in FML issue 3289]