Count to ten slowly, breathe deeply, and GROW UP.  What is wrong with you,
anyway?  (That is a rhetorical question.  I don't care what is wrong with
you.  I just want you to act like the intelligent, reasonable adults I
know you are.)
 
The 'you' I'm talking to are the people who can be considered ferret
experts.  You know who you are.
 
Quit this public squabbling.  Your side of your argument may be right as
rain, you may have God, Right, and Reason on your side.  But squabbling
makes you look like unpleasant children, the kind of rotten brats you see
in shopping malls and, and you secretly wish you could dunk them (or their
parents) in the nearest fountain.
[Posted in FML issue 3172]