Telling all my secrets, all my heartfelt confessions of the soul!  Ok,
it's true, I really do spit on fleas.  Hey, who wants to hear about a
certain 'dining out' moment of Rebecca and Scott's?
 
But in all seriousness (yeah, right!) you all know how hard it is to catch
a flea on a writhing ferret.  But if you spit on the flea it will slow him
down long enough to increase your odds of getting him.  Only sometimes
going 'patooey' isn't enough, and you have to add a lick or ten.  That's
what I was telling Rebecca, that I had spit and licked, and suddenly I felt
something moving on my lip.  It was the slobbered on flea!  But I got him!
Yea, team!  The ferret was really glad, he didn't think he could take much
more of being spat on!
 
Georgia
[Posted in FML issue 3173]