Any FML members want to hold a FML "faces to names party" during Ferrets
2000?
 
If so, anyone want to organize it?  I am willing to show up and discuss--
at great length--my scars for the right crowd.  Personally, I say we crash
TLE's room and force her to tell us how she is able to keep up with the
poopie.  Or crash BIG's room to see how many clones he uses to get the FML
out (although if there are as many as I suspect, they will just whomp the
tar out of us).  And after a few beers, I might be willing to sing Queen
oldies, with the words switched to apply to ferrets.
 
You can hear such classics as
 
"Poop Cycle! Poop Cycle!"
 
"We Are the Chompers"
 
and anything else that pops into our beer dazed brains.
 
I, for one, am looking forward to visiting the BBF exhibit at the zoo.  I
hope to have the opportunity to raise my hand during the questioning period
and ask "Where'd yew katch dem mon-geeses?"
 
Say, what can be done in Toronto on a Friday night?  I'm talking good old
'Merican hell raising!  No sinister nationalism here, Canadians are North
Americans, too.  Sorry, Sam.  As a foreigner to our hemisphere, you're
excluded.  Perhaps we can make an exception if you would stop calling
Ursus Major "the bob dipper."
 
My biggest problem now is in deciding which tie goes with my red and yellow
Hawaiian shirt, tan cargo shorts and black hiking boots.  I am such a slave
to fashion.
 
Bob C and 15 MO' Scar Trekers
[Posted in FML issue 3159]