You know you are a ferret owner when......
# you put the smaller gifts *in* the tree instead of under the tree so the
babies can't carry them off and hide them.
# you put up an artificial tree (so the sap doesn't stick to their fur)
but leave it undecorated for a week so the ferrets get used to jumping
into it and climbing it first.
# you decorate your tree with small stuffed animals, wooden ornaments and
bows instead of breakables.
# instead of buying each other jewelry for your anniversary, you adopt two
more ferrets.
Steve and Becky and 7 fuzzies, soon to be 9
[Posted in FML issue 3265]