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Date: | Mon, 4 Dec 2000 01:22:46 -0600 |
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Okay, how about a few more You Know You're a Ferret Owner When:
- *I* get sick and what pops out of my mouth is, "I have to go to the vet."
I have actually said this, on more than one occasion. <g> Yes, I am a
major source of amusement for my friends.
- I wash my hands *before* I use the bathroom. (Okay, I got this one from
"you know you're a zookeeper when", but when cleaning cages and more
ferret poop that I thought it possible for five ferrets to produce at
the same time, then hauling it all out to the trash can... well,
sometimes this one seems apropos. <g>)
- I see a rubber band on the floor at the office and lunge for it like
a lunatic to pick it up before it can be swallowed! Don't they
understand how dangerous these things are??? <g>
-Tasha
[Posted in FML issue 3257]
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