Please -- no joke -- we NEED any good urine collection methods you may
have.  Meeteetse has a bit of bladder control but minimal bowel control,
and we've got to try to get a urine sample, but each time we manage to
collect any the pressure of her urinating also causes her to defecate.
Sometimes it is only feces that we wind up getting.  Steve and I are making
mad dashes with clean dishes each time she acts like she is going to "go",
but we just can't get a clean urine sample.  The steady pressure routine
also looses both.  HELP!  PLEASE!
[Posted in FML issue 3201]