Hee hee, lucky you Sukie.  The only thing my ferrets have tried to save me
from is the trash.
 
Baby "Don't worry Mommy, we'll get that trash for you"
Me "No, really Baby, it's OK"
Mikette "Hey Baby, move over. You're bum's too big, I can fit"
Me "Now Mikette, you KNOW you're not allowed in there!"
Jilte "Way to go guys, distract Mom. Hey look  - I'm in!!!"
At this point I helplessly try (with only two hands) to put one
trashcan away while keeping three ferrets out.
The odds are against me!
 
[RI]
[Posted in FML issue 3193]