Me thinks I will try to GET Bob in trouble so that he has lots and lots of
explaining to do at the border... ;-)  'Mericans aren't the only ones who
know how to have an interesting time!
 
I will need a few things...
- a copy of the key to Bob's room. If not, ways to bribe the hotel
  cleaning staff.
- for a few of us to "chip in" a few dollars so that I can make a trip
  to the "strip" and bring a very special long legged "package" back
- two pairs of rubber gloves
- a large farm animal or two
- the Mountain men from Deliverance...
- a group of us to gather at a pre-destined location....
- the theme music from "Mission Impossible"
 
Almost forgot... I will be placing a hidden camcorder in his room with
live television feed back to the conference room.
 
At the right moment (when Bob is naked) we can find an excuse to enter
the room and yell "surprise!" and take all the incriminating photos we
all need to black mail him for a year.  (Although I will be downloading
all the video stills to the internet for donations to our shelter.)
 
Maybe this plan isn't so new.... He'd probably been there... done that...
Maybe we should just tie Bob to his bed and throw all the ferrets we can
find on top of him and tickle him with their tails and whiskers while we
sing variations of TV show theme songs.  Maybe we should slather his body
with linatone...
 
Me thinks a plan is in the woiks! he-he-he-he-he!
 
Be afraid Bob... be very afraid!
 
Anonymous (stop looking at my e-mail address)
Okay fine! Just sign me
BAHBOF
[Posted in FML issue 3165]