How to make a ferret? Well according to my 16 yr old this is how!
1/2 a cup of CUDDLES curry
1 cup of I DIDNT DO IT! soda
a pinch of HOUDINI powder
a nip of NIPPING
1 tsp of THEIF extract
Mix well by wardancing around the room with it. Put in favorite hidey hole
and TADA!!!
[Posted in FML issue 3070]