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Ten reasons why *I* think Bob Church is crazy.
10. Ewww! Studying ferret bones???? That's creepy!
9. Who else would lament over the loss of a G3 and a Padres cap after
almost being killed in a car accident?
8. Who else would pick up 15 ferrets from an overcrowded ferret shelter
and then drive day and night to deliver the ferrets to waiting, loving
owners across the country?
7. Who else keeps a diary of their ferrets and then re-writes it a
hand-made book when the ferret passes?
6. Who else would leave Missouri a mere 36 (or was it 24?) hours before he
is due in Oregon to be a special guest at a ferret event and would have
made it except for a small encounter with a truck that ran a stop sign?
5. Regular contributions to ferret magazines, almost daily educational
posts on the FML, *reading* the FML, answering 100's of emails a day
from people who have questions about ferrets, writes a book about
ferrets, running the Geeks list to document ferret publications, and
learning about ferrets from archaeology while going to graduate school,
working, and maintaining a relationship with his family. Who else
contributes so much to the ferret community?
4. Who else would write a *poem* about ferret poop? (FML 2550)
3. Does the man sleep? No really. Have any of you *ever* seen him sleep?
2. Who else would invent a story about a ferret bite to cover up a hickey?
1. After Bob purchased stock in the Oster Corporation, the stock price
went down. For Bob to recover his money, he invented a recipe that
caused sales of blenders and meat grinders to skyrocket among ferret
owners.
We luv you Bob! Hang in there buddy!
-Carla (not the shelter mom)
[Posted in FML issue 3054]
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